Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Only Recipe You'll Ever Need

Cooking preparation:

Necessary ingredients: One husband and a little creativity

Prepare as follows:

Week one - Char dinner each night

Week two Forget one basic ingredient at each meal

Week three Substitute complicated excuses for meals

Week four Make reservations at favorite restaurants

Week five Husband is now partially pickled and primed for basting

Sprinkle grocery lists along counter tops

Spread cookbooks open

Pinch lightly and whip only when necessary

Pepper liberally with spice

Add a dash of compliments, and a soupรงon of admiration

Stir in a smile and blend with a hug

Poke with a fork when done

Enjoy watching him cook

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