Cooking preparation:
Necessary ingredients: One husband and a little creativity
Prepare as follows:
Week one - Char dinner each night
Week two – “Forget” one basic ingredient at each meal
Week three – Substitute complicated excuses for meals
Week four – Make reservations at favorite restaurants
Week five – Husband is now partially pickled and primed for basting
Sprinkle grocery lists along counter tops
Spread cookbooks open
Pinch lightly and whip only when necessary
Pepper liberally with spice
Add a dash of compliments, and a soupรงon of admiration
Stir in a smile and blend with a hug
Poke with a fork when done

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